slinky_weasel ([personal profile] slinky_weasel) wrote in [personal profile] tunesmyth 2023-12-03 08:19 pm (UTC)

Honey Badger needs a job

I saw Honey Badger yesterday. His organs are holding up, so that's a blessing. And it looks like he has a new girlfriend, so that's a blessing.

The bad news is that he lives in a very small town and the only job he has found is slinging 100-200 pound garbage cans into the back of the truck. But it's only $16 an hour and he doesn't even get 40 hours a week. Financially, his nose is just barely above water.

But! There's another employer, The US Forest Service, which has already interviewed him and conditionally hired him, not just as a Firefighter, but a Battalion Chief (and he'd be a good one). I think he would love the job, excel at it, and make about twice as money as what he's making now. He just needs to pass like ten physical tests. Blood work, bone density, EKG, all that stuff.

So Please, let's pray that Honey Badger passes all his tests with flying colors and gets the job that should be his destiny.

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